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**blue rebel** · 07-08-16, 07:33

Originally Posted by alcatel

And so he started a dirty protest, demanding political status and conjugal visits from Cindy....

Forever..
more.

And every morning the warders would bring him gifts but he politely refused.

**Barney Rubble** · 07-08-16, 18:52

Originally Posted by blue rebel

And every morning the warders would bring him gifts but he politely refused.

When the prison guard came into his cell Tom said

"When I said I wanted a screw this isn't what I had in mind! !"

**blue rebel** · 07-08-16, 19:26

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

When the prison guard came into his cell Tom said

"When I said I wanted a screw this isn't what I had in mind! !"

But Tom being Tom he had a lovely time with the screw.

**Barney Rubble** · 11-08-16, 05:56

Originally Posted by blue rebel

But Tom being Tom he had a lovely time with the screw.

And after early release for good behaviour he decided to fulfill his life long ambition of sleeping with every escort in Ireland

**Clueless** · 11-08-16, 23:18

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

And after early release for good behaviour he decided to fulfill his life long ambition of sleeping with every escort in Ireland

Oh what folly when only a handful would do, any ways one day it happened...

**alcatel** · 13-08-16, 10:32

Originally Posted by Clueless

Oh what folly when only a handful would do, any ways one day it happened...

that having exhausted all the escorts of Ireland, Tom suddenly discovered Escort England and (competitor's name removed) and immediately caught the ferry to Holyhead,

**blue rebel** · 13-08-16, 11:00

Originally Posted by alcatel

that having exhausted all the escorts of Ireland, Tom suddenly discovered Escort England and (competitor's name removed) and immediately caught the ferry to Holyhead,

Where he was met by long time admirer Lady Von Tesse, who whisked him off to the nearest hotel for

**alcatel** · 13-08-16, 11:04

Originally Posted by blue rebel

Where he was met by long time admirer Lady Von Tesse, who whisked him off to the nearest hotel for

A slap up Lebanese meal (with lashings and lashings of ginger ale) and a good suck on a shisha,

**blue rebel** · 13-08-16, 11:22

Originally Posted by alcatel

A slap up Lebanese meal (with lashings and lashings of ginger ale) and a good suck on a shisha,

The female staff were so nice to Tom that he promised he would write to their boss and give a glowing review of them all

**Barney Rubble** · 13-08-16, 13:13

Originally Posted by blue rebel

The female staff were so nice to Tom that he promised he would write to their boss and give a glowing review of them all

But TripAdvisor removed his review because of its sexual content. That didn't stop our Tom though

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