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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim Jim View Post
    laxative effect of the bulmers pear and Nyna's hosing down only to discover..
    a crowd gathering around looking and pointing .............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    a crowd gathering around looking and pointing .............
    At the huge black vibrator which had come loose from his arse due to the Bulmers Pear.
    James tried to remember how it got there and could only come to the conclusion that......
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    At the huge black vibrator which had come loose from his arse due to the Bulmers Pear.
    James tried to remember how it got there and could only come to the conclusion that......
    he had accidentally sat on it during an encounter in a .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    he had accidentally sat on it during an encounter in a .......
    public toilet with a very horny chick called.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    public toilet with a very horny chick called.......
    Patrice, who was really a builder caled Patrick, dressed in a........
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Patrice, who was really a builder caled Patrick, dressed in a........
    ford mondeo ...why did he do that well......

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Patrice, who was really a builder caled Patrick, dressed in a........
    PVC catsuit with the arse missing. His beard tickled his........

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    PVC catsuit with the arse missing. His beard tickled his........
    nose and he ran out in the general direction of the nearest..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big-Paul View Post
    nose and he ran out in the general direction of the nearest..........
    Abrekabra where he ordered a deluxe.....
    There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Abrekabra where he ordered a deluxe.....
    chip butty and a curly wurley for afters and a large diet pepsie t which he accidently spilled all over.........

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