Originally Posted by Big-Paul sand paper which rendered them useless for his intended.......... Frenzied wanking session using the image he.had in his head of......
There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality
Originally Posted by max california Frenzied wanking session using the image he.had in his head of...... Nyna hosing down jimbo while ..............
Originally Posted by Big-Paul Nyna hosing down jimbo while .............. Slowly and seductively licking the chocolate off a curly wurley while wearing......
Originally Posted by max california Slowly and seductively licking the chocolate off a curly wurley while wearing...... industrial strength personal protection equipment in order to conform to health and safety requirements as jimbo wallowed in
Originally Posted by Slim Jim industrial strength personal protection equipment in order to conform to health and safety requirements as jimbo wallowed in a large puddle of water surrounded by empty bullmers pair bottles and curly wurly wrappers singing............
Originally Posted by Big-Paul a large puddle of water surrounded by empty bullmers pair bottles and curly wurly wrappers singing............ "The Fields of Athenry" while pulling......
Originally Posted by max california "The Fields of Athenry" while pulling...... a copy of last weeks Sunday world from his pocket which was...............
Originally Posted by Big-Paul a copy of last weeks Sunday world from his pocket which was............... Actually next week's paper..
Originally Posted by Incognito Actually next week's paper.. and proceeded to try and mop up the mess left by ........
Originally Posted by Big-Paul and proceeded to try and mop up the mess left by ........ laxative effect of the bulmers pear and Nyna's hosing down only to discover..
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