Ode to Rebekah Brooks!
Oh Rebekah Brooks, Your flame haired cow!
Where are your Murdoch mates now,
Cry me a river you sour bitch,
And throw your pay slips in the ditch.
Oh Rebekah Brooks or is it Wade?
Can I whack you with a spade?
Think I'll give Ross Kemp a call,
And he can punch you for us all.
Oh Rebekah Wade or is Brooks?
Should we hang you from a hook?
Or rifle through your wheelie bin?
To look for evidence of your sin.
Oh James and Rupert your time is now!
Join the red haired evil cow,
Chuck yourself down nearest hole,
And make us smile one and all.
Oh contrarian readers start your winge!
Call me sexist, have a binge.
But I will laugh with glee out loud
And join the baying outraged crowd.
And Oh please god let it be true
That Sun, Star, Mail and Mirror too,
Will bite the dust like Becky Did,
And of this filth we shall be rid.
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