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    Default That time of the month again :O

    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

    They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

    They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
    Giggity giggity!!!

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    Woop Woop Brilliant Mer
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    That is disgusting Mer!!
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    Yah haha mer .: doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

    They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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    Quote Originally Posted by EbonyAmber View Post
    That is disgusting Mer!!
    i know lol will i get you a sick bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

    She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

    They go into the bedroom, and are 69ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

    She says, "Answer the door."
    He says, "But my face is a mess."
    She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

    He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

    The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
    Mer the crazy butter man

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    Another Mer classic

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