our secret hun lolOriginally Posted by UKHeather
our secret hun lol
UKHeather (14-07-11)
Come on Heather, you can't tell just one you have to tell us all. Anyway, it can't be as embarrassing as this guy in the LA Marathon
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Whaaat? is... that! I hope he spilled his soup LOLCome on Heather, you can't tell just one you have to tell us all. Anyway, it can't be as embarrassing as this guy in the LA Marathon
How long have you got ?So my 2year old son is in his first bed a week now and he loves it,he usually stay`s in it all nite,until last nite when yes you guessed it at around half 12 he decided to come into our room and seen us doing things no 2year old should see
My question is whats the most embarrassing situation you have been in ?
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
UKHeather (14-07-11)
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yeah he spilled it thru his arse, poor fecker he should stop and go to the loo
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UKHeather (14-07-11)
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i suppose it would be both wrong and sick to ask but.....
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getting caught snogging the married receptionist at lunch in my job about ten years ago. I was just guiding her hand down to my crotch so if the other girl had been another few minutes it might have been something else in her mouth...
and no, there was no chance of her "joining in"!
UKHeather (14-07-11)
Apologies if I've posted these before.
Banned from the Screen on the Green in London for being found naked in the ladies toilets, bizarrely the girl I was with was fully clothed.
In a very short lived career as a lead singer in an Iggy Pop style band, stardom rushed to my head as we played to about 12 people in a pub in Stoke Newington, London. I decided to stage dive into the adoring crowd. Said crowd parted like the Dead Sea and I hit the beer soaked floor in a stylish belly flop. One cracked rib and a red face
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
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A male friend of mine was in the building site office to speak to the boss.
A gorgeous woman came in to give the boss some paperwork.
My friend was behind her, having a good look at her ass and gesticulating to the boss, in a humping motion lol
When she left, he said. I'd like to bend that sexy little bitch over the desk and give her one.
Boss said... That's my wife.
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