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    Hi, ever noticed that the younger escorts (under-30) are always capable of more sexual positions than da more mature ladies, who just don't have the same energy, especially when it comes to the cowgirl positions. With da matutre ladies sooner or later u just end up in boring olde missionary or doggy style. Just like girlfriends etc seem sumthings don't get better with age, unless u r a bloke I appreciate that this is a cheeky thread n one that mite upset sum peoples but what the heck, itz da truth, mature escorts n girlfrinends etc are crap at cowgirl positions, datz why I give them da swerve! Ur thoughts plz??

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    I bet you whatch way too much porn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    I bet you whatch way too much porn
    LOL - well said Doozer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    I bet you whatch way too much porn
    Nowhere near enuff mate hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertrunx View Post
    Hi, ever noticed that the younger escorts (under-30) are always capable of more sexual positions than da more mature ladies, who just don't have the same energy, especially when it comes to the cowgirl positions. With da matutre ladies sooner or later u just end up in boring olde missionary or doggy style. Just like girlfriends etc seem sumthings don't get better with age, unless u r a bloke I appreciate that this is a cheeky thread n one that mite upset sum peoples but what the heck, itz da truth, mature escorts n girlfrinends etc are crap at cowgirl positions, datz why I give them da swerve! Ur thoughts plz??

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    LOL Man, I beg to differ This is just tooooooo funny !! Look up 'favorite positions' post LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by jammy69 View Post
    LOL - well said Doozer

    U olde timer betta take care, last thing u want is a slipped disk or hip replacement after tackling some 22 year old sweet Eastern European honey in the 'suspended congress' position hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertrunx View Post
    U olde timer betta take care, last thing u want is a slipped disk or hip replacement after tackling some 22 year old sweet Eastern European honey in the 'suspended congress' position hehe

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    And you sir should perhaps venture outside your bedroom once and a while to see what life has too offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    And you sir should perhaps venture outside your bedroom once and a while to see what life has too offer

    Or maybe u should step outside of ur wittle, wittle chatroom cumfort zone my friend n see what else is on offer in da big baaad real world ooooooooooo!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertrunx View Post
    Hi, ever noticed that the younger escorts (under-30) are always capable of more sexual positions than da more mature ladies, who just don't have the same energy, especially when it comes to the cowgirl positions. With da matutre ladies sooner or later u just end up in boring olde missionary or doggy style. Just like girlfriends etc seem sumthings don't get better with age, unless u r a bloke I appreciate that this is a cheeky thread n one that mite upset sum peoples but what the heck, itz da truth, mature escorts n girlfrinends etc are crap at cowgirl positions, datz why I give them da swerve! Ur thoughts plz??

    TT
    I lol'd, is "da swerve".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    LOL Man, I beg to differ This is just tooooooo funny !! Look up 'favorite positions' post LOL
    Man I kno itz true Hi Stephanie, mind u seem really fit for a more mature lady hehe xxx

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