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    What is the funniest and most original term you have heard used to describe a sex act?

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    Slap the salami. lay the pipe, choke the bishop ..........

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    Pulling the Pope's cap off

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    Vagina = furburger

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    Slightly obscure film, but I liked it.

    For the unitiated, basically he's a schitzophrenic, who's alter-ego is a bit of a bad ass, who happens to have a silver tongue when talking.

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    Chimping: the act of throwing feaces at someone for sexual pleasure
    Gerbiling: the act of shoving a rodent up your arse for sexual pleasure (sorry Mousey )
    Snurgling: 1) the act of sniffing the recently vacated bicycle seat of a lovely lady 2) to sniff a lady's dunghampers

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    "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet
    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket
    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker
    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter
    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to
    be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my
    intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten
    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston
    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle
    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple
    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to
    be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my
    intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    pronto

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