Mellors is almost anal about turning up on time, he booked the appt three years in advance
Gave him wrong directions delibrately but the f*cker still turned up at my door.
Not the fat bastard I was expecting but had to hide a snigger when he undressed.
Talked absolute bollocks for the first five minutes, I put it down to him being nervous, but no, in fact he talked bollocks all the way through the appt.
Client doesn't accept graphic detail of what happened, but i've seen a good few clients in my time and i've never seen such debauchery.
It was the longest hour of my life.
Would i see him again...hell yes xx
Clients response : I dont know who the hell you saw, but it wasn't me, I was with a regular at the time you state, sure youre not mixing me up with my flatmate.
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
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