Well, as vice president and founding member of the Ridiculously Good Looking Men of Ireland elite club I believe it's the duty of us beautiful Irish guys to arrange appointments so that the good escorts working here don't get disillusioned from seeing the ugly bastards of this country constantly - you know those dirty feckers, the likes of Jamescork, Mousey, Morpheus etc. Our club believes that our handsome rugged good looks can brighten any escort's day. We also believe our cleanliness and washing routines shouldn't be limited to a bath once a week before mass and encourage the daily use of deodorant.
You're welcome ladies
ChiefHandker, VP RGLMOI