1. do not have a life
2. no friends either
3. no sense of humour
4. a real thin skin is a must
5. post lots of stupid bland shite
6. laugh at own jokes
7. laugh until puking at your bosses jokes
8. ban those that are wiser and funnier than you
9. recognise your own kind so that one day you shall get together, take over the world and ban all the fun
10. be angry or crying or pursing your lips REAL hard while reading this