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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Far away from home.

    Default For the ladies.

    I was recently accused of being a male chauvinist so in the interest of balance Ė

    Let the ladies decide how accurate this is.

    Reasons why it's great to be a woman -

    * Free dinners.
    * You can cry without pretending thereís something in your contact.
    * Speeding ticket? Whatís that?
    * You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports.
    * If youíre a lousy athlete, you donít have to question your worth as a human being.
    * A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
    * In school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned.
    * If youíre not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.
    * If youíre not very attractive, you can fool Ďem with makeup.
    * If you use self-tanner, it doesnít necessarily mean youíre a big loser.
    * You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
    * You donít have to fart to amuse yourself.
    * Youíll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.
    * When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
    * If the person youíre dating is much better at something than you are, you donít have to break up with him.
    * If you think the person your dating really likes you, you donít have to break up with him.
    * You can dress yourself.
    * Your hair is yours to keep.
    * If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and youíre really chic.
    * You donít have to pretend to like cigars.
    * If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot.
    * Youíre rarely compelled to scream at the TV.
    * You and your friends donít have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
    * If you pick up the check once in a while, thatís plenty.
    * Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need.
    * Your friend wonít think youíre weird when you ask if thereís spinach in your teeth.
    * When you get a million catalogues in the mail, itís a good thing.
    * Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
    * If youíre under 6′, you donít have to lie about it.
    * Youíll never regret piercing your ears.
    * You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes.
    * Youíll never discover youíve been fooled by a Wonderbra.
    * You donít have hair on your back.
    * If anything on your body isnít as big as it should be, you can get implants.
    * You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
    * If you have big ears, no one has to know.
    * You can be attracted to someone just because theyíre really funny.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    behind you
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    Default For the men.

    * Blowjobs

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    * You don’t have hair on your back.

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