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    I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

    Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

    Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.

    what the feck???? no butter????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

    Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.

    Ah yes. The future of our nation is in good hands !

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    I didn't think it was actually possible but... Mer, I think you've had enough butter
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
    I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels.
    I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock.

    Let's see Crimewatch fucking stage a reconstruction of that.

    This is how I imagine your average day is.
    Last edited by Rayden; 05-07-11 at 00:19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ksteve View Post
    Ah yes. The future of our nation is in good hands !
    pmsl...at the bit where you said future of our nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    This is how I imagine your average day.
    Really? The part about f*cking a goat? Funny, didn't realise he was from Kerry... Oh wait that's sheep. lol
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

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    Nah, dont have a dump on the floor, they will be able to trace you through your DNA, I'think I saw it on CSI Miami
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Really? The part about f*cking a goat? Funny, didn't realise he was from Kerry... Oh wait that's sheep. lol
    Poor Kerry folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Nah, dont have a dump on the floor, they will be able to trace you through your DNA, I'think I saw it on CSI Miami

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