Mellors goes on tour

[mellors]

I have a problem ! I've met some fantastic escorts over the past year, many of them I'd love to see again. The trouble is there are still quite a few escorts that I haven't met yet but are on my must definately see list. This list seems to continually grow. Unfortunately for me and my bank manager some of these girls seem reluctant to come to Cork. Luckily some do tour here and hopefully will be in the area in the near future. So...for my summer holiday this year I have decided to do a tour of Ireland where the main attraction is visiting the escorts in question in that area, why else would you go to Naas !! Perhaps E1 should start a new section ' Clients coming to ****** soon' . Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......

[benin]

. Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......

thats ireland ruled out so...lol

[dr love]

Pick me up on you way mellors I'll travel with ya .: lol

[ladiesman217]

Pick me up on you way mellors I'll travel with ya .: lol

I'll drive!



Plenty of room for... Extra curricular activities!

[dr love]

I'll drive!



Plenty of room for... Extra curricular activities!

Now that's style ldm , seems it's mellors idea he can pay for the diesel .: lol

[ladiesman217]

Now that's style ldm , seems it's mellors idea he can pay or the diesel .: lol

Well one of ye has to. That f*cking monster cost me every cent I had!!! I don't think I'll ever be able to punt again cos I'll be in debt forever! I had to go over to the States as well to pick it up. Lazy yanks not delivering to me after I spent 5 seconds copying and pasting the stupid image...

[TiffanyTees]

I'll drive!



Plenty of room for... Extra curricular activities!

wow now that has "Tiffs shagfest tour "written all over it

[JAMESCORK]

Day 12:

All housemates are still in bed and not a tube of lube remains unopened. It being Mel turn to go to the shops he sneaks out of the bedroom to get the keys of his newly purchased tour bus... but to his horror... there were his keys... GONE! He jumps to look outside and to his dismay then Bang Bus is gone too....

Meanwhile somewhere in the back of beyonds on the Cork - Kerry road, Tiff is engaging the services of a spary painter. "Yeah right along the side in big red letters - TIFFS TASTELESS TOUR... - and can ya put a few red lovehearts on back... cheers chuck"

[dave1dave]

So you finally bought a bicycle

Great excuse for a tour around Ireland.
Don't forget to update your tour dates in your Sig.

[Morpheus]

I have a problem ! I've met some fantastic escorts over the past year, many of them I'd love to see again. The trouble is there are still quite a few escorts that I haven't met yet but are on my must definately see list. This list seems to continually grow. Unfortunately for me and my bank manager some of these girls seem reluctant to come to Cork. Luckily some do tour here and hopefully will be in the area in the near future. So...for my summer holiday this year I have decided to do a tour of Ireland where the main attraction is visiting the escorts in question in that area, why else would you go to Naas !! Perhaps E1 should start a new section ' Clients coming to ****** soon' . Now all I need is a bit of sunshine......

Excellent idea Mellors. I can see RTE offering you big money to do a documentray style programme like the one by John Creedon recreating his childhood holidays and going on tour of Ireland in a car with a caravan at the back.

You could use the caravan for out calls!! Or even better - you can just kidnap all the said ladies and take them back to Cork in your caravan, by which time they would have fallen in love with you and in time with Cork City as well!