How to impress

[davedrave]

Alex, I am sure you speak for all the ladies in saying that a key factor to any positive experience is communication! When two (or more, lol) people communicate with each other, a great time is had by all.

This is why I always make a point to sit down, have a glass of wine and chat with the lady before heading off to the bedroom (or wherever else).

Regards.

as always hobby very informative,you just dont know how to approach an appointment.cheers bud

[Doozer]

You want to impress the ladies eh ok then just

Start a, thread complaining about how much they are charging, and try and work out a discount or an easy payment plan . They will be impressed with your businesses like savvy .

Never wash or shower before an appointment. They will love your manly musk

Always stay longer than you are supposed to.
They are impressed by your alpha male

Warning results may vary

[davedrave]

You want to impress the ladies eh ok then just

Start a, thread complaining about how much they are charging, and try and work out a discount or an easy payment plan . They will be impressed with your businesses like savvy .

Never wash or shower before an appointment. They will love your manly musk

Always stay longer than you are supposed to.
They are impressed by your alpha male stance



Disclaimer this is a piss take
Do the opposite

i`l give it a try pmsl

[alexis]

You want to impress the ladies eh ok then just

Start a, thread complaining about how much they are charging, and try and work out a discount or an easy payment plan . They will be impressed with your businesses like savvy .

Never wash or shower before an appointment. They will love your manly musk

Always stay longer than you are supposed to.
They are impressed by your alpha male stance



Disclaimer this is a piss take
Do the opposite

hahaha!! you forgot to mention how much of a turn on it is in the middle of the appointment to start begging for favourites that arent listed on the profile and then get in a huff when they wont do it!! lol!

[davedrave]

hahaha!! you forgot to mention how much of a turn on it is in the middle of the appointment to start begging for favourites that arent listed on the profile and then get in a huff when they wont do it!! lol!

does this go on?

[Doozer]

hahaha!! you forgot to mention how much of a turn on it is in the middle of the appointment to start begging for favourites that arent listed on the profile and then get in a huff when they wont do it!! lol!

There are so many methods you can use such as
During an appoint feel free to take the biggest dump you can and not clean up and if you feel like wiping your arse then the.clean towels that are provided should be used

[Rodney69]

There are so many methods you can use such as
During an appoint feel free to take the biggest dump you can and not clean up and if you feel like wiping your arse then the.clean towels that are provided should be used

ah some times the nerves can get to you, you lose all control of your bowels, just as you arrive at the door.
What do you do in a situation like that?

[alexis]

There are so many methods you can use such as
During an appoint feel free to take the biggest dump you can and not clean up and if you feel like wiping your arse then the.clean towels that are provided should be used

and then ask for a rim job!! lol

[Rodney69]

and then ask for a rim job!! lol

maybe they're scatlovers :-)

[alexis]

does this go on?

unfortunately!!!