Don't know about a review but friend of mine met a fella one night and got down to business. Next day she was telling us the gory details of how he couldn't quite perform cuz of the old drinkers droop, poor fella. Anyway her description I thought was classic as she described it as " like trying to play snooker with a piece of rope"
English Nina (30-06-11)
Poor oul James, I can see exactly how that appointment went but that girl pwned his corkonian ass in the comments!!!Originally Posted by lucy chambers
I just read a review that made me laugh for ages. I think we should have a comp to find the funniest review. I would need to do some more looking but up to now here are my entries so far-
"just robbed well first she pulled my cock like it was the head of a chicken that she wanted to kill for dinner i got so fed up of that i decided that i better get the ride before she pulls the poor fucker off''..
Dogrider 2010
And of course the Infamous James Cork/Joanne review
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
Bada Bing!!!
UKHeather (30-06-11)
Couple of his other reviews are funny like that too, though that one is the best.
Go on Joanne, ya gud ting!And of course the Infamous James Cork/Joanne review
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
I like the sound of that lass although I might have to reconsider my stance on the ladies reviewing us punters after that.
I met her a few times. She was great craic and no clock watcher - normally ended up going over time as we were too busy drinking wine and laughing. She talked about opening a business in London where she was based.
Retired from punting, yet still here?
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But I'd rather be the one who loves than to be loved and never even know.
Josh Ritter
Who thinks James Cork and Joanne shud get a room ! they obviously mad for each other ! Haha... Priceless...I just read a review that made me laugh for ages. I think we should have a comp to find the funniest review. I would need to do some more looking but up to now here are my entries so far-
"just robbed well first she pulled my cock like it was the head of a chicken that she wanted to kill for dinner i got so fed up of that i decided that i better get the ride before she pulls the poor fucker off''..
Dogrider 2010
And of course the Infamous James Cork/Joanne review
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html
hd7055 (30-06-11), Lucy Chambers (30-06-11)
Her Place: The bathroom extractor fan was a Greenwood Airvac - perfect for when things get steamy.
Description: Voluptuous Italian girl. Hair as black as a Raven's eye.
Comments: Modern technology is wonderful: one minute I'm sat at my PC scrutinizing photos of Karolina, an hour later I'm stood in front of a mirror squeezing her tits. I love punting!
She kissed me lightly and, with a conjuror's sleight of hand, she unbuckled my belt and slid down my trousers. She rubbed my bulge and raised an eyebrow; when she pulled down my boxer shorts, she raised the other!
She gripped my big veiny cock and shoved it in her mouth. She gave a splendid blowjob: Karolina does not have a gag reflex - she can take up to 6 inches into her mouth, at which point your bell-end will be nestled against her tonsils. After a generous helping of OWO and scrotum licking, she spread her legs and said, "Lick me down there, lick my butterfly." I kissed her belly and snaked my tongue southward. She was dry when I started, but wet when I'd finished. I eased a finger into her fanny - it was as slippery as Silvio Burlusconi. I licked her until she was sated.
We tried Cow Girl, dabbled with Mish, and then moved onto Jockey. I think she liked this position because she squirmed around like a Mini Cooper with torque steer. "Oooh baby, fuck me. Fuck me hard and cum inside me quickly, cos I'm tired." We chuckled at that one.
I gave her another 2 minutes of spasmodic prodding before moving onto a blowjob. With her open mouth positioned one inch above my cock, she wanked me till I squirted. "Mmm," she cooed, "tastes good!"
As we got dressed we chatted briefly about Italian opera and the water quality in Venice.
Fitzy (30-06-11)
Think they should get married !
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Just came across this now.... Thanks Lucy, that ol' archive review always goes down well ...
Joanne and I are now happy and living together in Dubai... we have had our disagreements in the past but now we understand each other better. I now go to the gym 9 days a week and have accepted I need anti-ageing creams which I now apply liberally before going to bed. Joanne is now well pleased with my new look which has added to our already mutual love of each other..
We both thank all the well wishers on this thread and now really need to be left alone to get on with our lives...
Thank you all.... sweet kisses
(you are a cow Chambers...)
Last edited by JAMESCORK; 01-07-11 at 00:47.
hd7055 (01-07-11), Lucy Chambers (02-07-11)
JCJoanne and I are now happy and living together in Dubai...
I hate laughing at someone else's expense but this thread had me in stitches - and yes, t'was rather bold on Ms Chambers part (but many thanks ucy!).
Glad the combo of gym and cream is working for you!
hd.
Ps - give my kindest regards to Joanne (we need more 2 way reviews like that!).
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