Last edited by Doozer; 30-06-11 at 18:27.
In fairness the office girls would distract a man , feck the confession like casey he can talk .: lol
Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc
(To be sung in the tune of the streets of New York)
Its been 23 seconds since I thought about wanking
With me hand in me pocket I took her to town
With me pulling and swaying and strethcing and cranking since I picked her up sur I couldnt put her down
I was wanking so much that me elbows got sore
Arms got all hairy and me eyes then went poor
But I thought he sur what could be better than this
Except if I could give my will a kiss
SO for this act of contriotion
I must go to confession
and tell all me sins too auld father casey
But while I was swaying me
arms started straying
and felt the vibrations
hitten me rocks
so I leant twards me bollick
and had one last frolick
Before I vacated the confessional box