The Perfect Punter Will Always....

[diver]

Escorts see too many guys to be concerned about looks. If you are friendly, considerate and CLEAN an escort will enjoy your company and give you the best time possible because she will want you back as a regular. If you are dirty and inconsiderate you could look like Brad Pitt and the escort will still try to get rid of you as quick as she can.
The way I look at it, money gets you in the door. How good a time you have is as much up to you and your attitude as it is the escort.
I have to say, as one who has passed close inspection by Kat, that I was very disappointed not to come away with a Certificate of Cleanliness.

[katxxx]

That is so true diver.....

I'll make you special cert, stamp it with my pussy juices , which you can take to the health clinic for inspection..... Hope you had a good time though....

Before you guys think I'm (or most of the girls are) so in your face and I'll inspect you with a microscope, I won't..... BUT for the things I've listed you don't need one anyway....

[Honey/Alexi D]

Gents I'm not bossy and dont feel my request are to much to ask for. If I can see XYZ people in a day and still be clean for you, putting my hygien before even eating then when I ask you to and its not costing you extra or your time, I dont know I would like to think a little respect is in order, dont you?

If you came to me and I had a dirty appartment, filthy sheets and no shower then yes I couldn't complain but I dont and never have.

Most of the guys we see ARE CLEAN, smell like I could just eat them up, Guess what they still get asked to have a shower.......and they do. No fuss. I had a guy turn up. I asked him to have a shower, he didn't want to. What do you think happened......... Thats right I showed him the door. I have also had a gentleman that had a " Quick " shower, I wasn't to happy and he before I even had to say something ran back in the bathroom to shower apologising pefusly so much so I had to reassure him that it was fine. Point is he showered, AGAIN and was Embarraced.
If you go to see a lady and your hygien is to be desired and you dont feel embarraced, or at least apologetic then should you not question your own self?
Do you not take pride in your body and well being?
There are guys that have a natural smell, these men are not our problem, we understand that this cannot be helped, they are still clean and a joy to spend time with.
We dont care what you look like, we do care about your health and ours. We care how you speak to us, how you treat us and if you show respect. I dont mind cleaning the floor from muddy boots, washing the shower or bath out.
Respect is a small but wonderful thing that doesn't cost anything to give, but you will find rewarded by those who resipricate that shown.

We understand their are many girls that have let you down, not been respectful, pushed you out the door, over charged and have just been plain rude, letting you down and wasted your money, but that is not all of us. There are some of us that are trying to change those preceptions and even though we work in a low regaurded proffession, still try to give the best we can to the highest standard.
So do not feel it is your right just because you are paying us, to tell us we ask to much, do not think that you can speak to or treat us as animals, do not tell us we cant have rules and requierment that we feel appropriate conduct when YOU WANT TO VISIT US.
Do not feel that you can degrade us, berate us or have the right to show no manners or respect towards us and that it will be overlooked because YOUR PAYING. I do know there are some girls that possibly will still see you, make no requests or complaint towards your hygien, but rest assured gentelmen if the lady is worth you time and money she will have standards. Those who dont beware, do you know what the last guy was like. Did she put his cheese in her mouth, did he have a coldsore kiss her now she's sucking your dick, how about thrush, has she washed since the last guy, what is on her sheets? Be affriad becuase this are the questions you really need to ask yourself when a girl isn't to picky, this is the things that you'll have to find answers to if you have a partner and you get something. This is what her lawyers will ask when your getting a divorce. So again ask yourself this, for basic courtisy and hygien is it worth complaining about or should it be admired and praised?