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    the prefect punter will always do the following, in order to achive the best start possible......:

    1, Carry a chewing gum or mint, or most escorts will keep mouthwash in the bathroom, so use it.

    2, When you shower, do wash your very important bits, that means pulling your foreskin back ALL THE WAY (your mature chedar, from under your foreskin, won't taste as good as the one from the supermarket and most of us will just ask you to shower again), scrubing your bums (especially if you like rimming), and I mean scrubbing.

    3, Most of us will ALWAYS give you a clean towel, but depending on the location (ie. some girls are in the hotels) we have limited numbers, so one towel per visit, unless more can be provided or something happens.

    4, Pls DO NOT BOOK if you have cold COLD SORES, SCARES (take care when shaving, however I stick a plaster over scars where possible), or ANYTHING ON YOUR SKIN you are unsure of. (some things like ecsema etc. are fine and most likely you will know that you have it already), as you will miss out on kissing, owo. OR we will catch your skin infection and pass it around unknowingly...

    5, Be a gentleman... (luckily most of you are )

    6, if you are running more then 15 min late, pls keep us updated, so we can alter the schedual, if neccesary

    7, last but not least pls ONLY ring with your mobile number showing and bear in mind that some of us don't answer txts at all, so don't txt unless you are advised to do so... (I HATE TXTING)

    I think that's it on my part really. Any ladies think of anything else pls type on in bulett points only, just to keep it simple...
    xxx

    This wasn't meant as an offence etc., so pls go easy on me...
    Dublin tbc , Belfast tbc, Cork tbc

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    I agree with all the points you have made, but would also like to point out that some escorts would do well to read them and implement these points themselves...

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    It is here for the other girls to read it too....

    Phewwww , I had my doubt about posting it here and beeing slagged off, but it looks like my star is rising on the horizon... I'm a bit apprehensive about posting here sometimes, as I think I'll end up like Maria Antoanet one day.....

    xxx
    Dublin tbc , Belfast tbc, Cork tbc

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    Kat,

    In the words of one infamous Irish politician
    "I think you have done the state some service"

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    Kat you always have valid points to make and I do agree that ALL escorts should read this to. I have heard horror stories on how escorts dont shower between appointments and thats not good enough. They blame time.....why? Why not if your running late or your client is running over have a shower with him. that way your both clean and the client cant complain that the shower eats out of his time because your right there and its a great start to the service.
    Alexi Diamond Voted No1 by Bigpaws http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...4780#post14780 Why not come and find out for yourself......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    the prefect punter will always do the following, in order to achive the best start possible......:

    1, Carry a chewing gum or mint, or most escorts will keep mouthwash in the bathroom, so use it.

    2, When you shower, do wash your very important bits, that means pulling your foreskin back ALL THE WAY (your mature chedar, from under your foreskin, won't taste as good as the one from the supermarket and most of us will just ask you to shower again), scrubing your bums (especially if you like rimming), and I mean scrubbing.

    3, Most of us will ALWAYS give you a clean towel, but depending on the location (ie. some girls are in the hotels) we have limited numbers, so one towel per visit, unless more can be provided or something happens.

    4, Pls DO NOT BOOK if you have cold COLD SORES, SCARES (take care when shaving, however I stick a plaster over scars where possible), or ANYTHING ON YOUR SKIN you are unsure of. (some things like ecsema etc. are fine and most likely you will know that you have it already), as you will miss out on kissing, owo. OR we will catch your skin infection and pass it around unknowingly...

    5, Be a gentleman... (luckily most of you are )

    6, if you are running more then 15 min late, pls keep us updated, so we can alter the schedual, if neccesary

    7, last but not least pls ONLY ring with your mobile number showing and bear in mind that some of us don't answer txts at all, so don't txt unless you are advised to do so... (I HATE TXTING)

    I think that's it on my part really. Any ladies think of anything else pls type on in bulett points only, just to keep it simple...
    xxx

    This wasn't meant as an offence etc., so pls go easy on me...
    who cares?

    I would do all of this anyway but certainly don't care about your views on hygiene or escort booking etiquette. It's MY MONEY. What right do you have to make a list of demands?

    You don't have to see me, you don't have to take the money. I am so sick of this attitude from escorts like they're doing you a favor. Um, no, it's a fair and balanced transaction. You're no princess.

    Next on this list were gonna see:

    1) don't ask anything about me.
    2) don't look directly in my eyes.
    3) you may only receive 5 minutes maximum of oral sex.
    4) do not call on Thursdays as I am busy on Thursdays.
    5) you must not have red hair

    you can tell when a girl has been doing this too long, she starts to get real stroppy and picky.

    I say suck it up and shut up or get out of the business.

    If I wanted to hear a bunch of inane requests and nagging I'd talk to my wife.

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    Maybe if would You talk to Your wife You wouldn't have to visit escorts

    Anyway ... that's ridiculous that anyone might thinking about questioning Katie's worlds of truth... I mean it so f..in obvious, like washing your hands before breakfast...
    But who knows, maybe when I become old, I will start thinking about hygiene as a favour to others ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Punter John View Post
    who cares?

    I would do all of this anyway but certainly don't care about your views on hygiene or escort booking etiquette. It's MY MONEY. What right do you have to make a list of demands?

    You don't have to see me, you don't have to take the money. I am so sick of this attitude from escorts like they're doing you a favor. Um, no, it's a fair and balanced transaction. You're no princess.

    Next on this list were gonna see:

    1) don't ask anything about me.
    2) don't look directly in my eyes.
    3) you may only receive 5 minutes maximum of oral sex.
    4) do not call on Thursdays as I am busy on Thursdays.
    5) you must not have red hair

    you can tell when a girl has been doing this too long, she starts to get real stroppy and picky.

    I say suck it up and shut up or get out of the business.

    If I wanted to hear a bunch of inane requests and nagging I'd talk to my wife.


    Wow....... Who's an angry boy?

    Well just to add a small opinion here.......( Adding fule I'm sure )

    Well how about this to Kats post.

    Dont call me at 3 in the morning giggling with friends asking if I will see you all, Unless I can call your wife/girlfriend/life partner swinging both ways, with the request I can borrow you for a while.

    Dont call me, make a booking, continue to shop around then forget to tell me your not coming.

    I could continue but I think I have said enough about that. Sorry John think you need to remember something every buiseness have terms and conditions applied. If you dont like the terms attached then there are two results

    You dont like dont go.

    Or if you dont like but still want. as a business WE DONT COMPRIMISE....... Take it or leave it.

    I'm sorry guys this is an agressive post but this gentelman and any other gent's out there that may have a simillar veiw, needs to understand we all as HUMANS and SERVICE PROVIDERS, This is a business and we to have rules. If you dont like my requierments then I wouldn't be seeing you anyway, as I'm sure my Fellow ladies will agree. We dont need to stand for bad hygien, we are not animals. If you came to us,and we smelt like we hadn't washed for a few days, Or crustations under my clit hood that could make the best of us sick with the smell. Tissue in our arse crack or lumps of shit/skid-marks on my arse.
    Attack you with my tounge, licking your face before I find your mouth. After eating garlic and smoking a box of 20 within the last 30 mins.
    How about wash my bits in the sink then have a wee and expect you to lick it out, not forgetting then grabbing you head, wearing a strap-on, all the way down the back of your throat, then even know you dont swallow, cum all the way in back of your throat.....ooop's sorry
    Alexi Diamond Voted No1 by Bigpaws http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...4780#post14780 Why not come and find out for yourself......

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    Dear Punter John,

    You have stated at the beginning of your post, that you do this things anyway.... , so what is the fuss about then????

    You won't be handed a manuscript on arrival, don't worry.... I have not listed anything impossible or ridiculous at all, so why the tone of your voice?

    Trust me, there are guys out there, who do show up with cold sores, I don't know why they assume, that I'll be happily snogging them, and things on their skins unfortunatelly.
    All the above mentioned are VERY regular accurances, that's why I've posted the list.
    There are also new people looking at the board all the time, perhaps some of them don't have any or very little experience with escorts, don't you think, they might find it useful????

    Yes, you have the money and you spend it whereever you want it, but I put myself before any money babes.... there is life after escorting for me....
    It's like when you are trying to board a flight and you are drunk... they won't let you board... now I won't suck your cock or kiss you if you have cold sores, scares or cheese under your foreskin or lick your bum if it is covered with you know what...

    xxx
    Dublin tbc , Belfast tbc, Cork tbc

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    Well Alexi,
    I must say , you have painted the most beautiful picture of life as an escort in your last comment..I know it is not funny but I can't help laughing at how you have described it....Well done..

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