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Thread: Reasons why it's great to be a man.

  1. #1
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    Oct 2009
    I travel a lot.

    Talking Reasons why it's great to be a man.

    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    * Movie nudity is virtually always female.
    * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    * Monday Night Football.
    * The bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
    * You can open all your own jars.
    * Dry cleaners and haircutters don’t rob you blind.
    * A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
    * You don’t have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
    * You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    * You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    * Your underwear is €10 for a three pack.
    * You don’t have to shave below your neck.
    * If you’re 46 and single nobody notices.
    * Everything on your face stays its original color.
    * Flowers fix everything.
    * Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
    * Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
    * You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
    * Mechanics tell you the truth.
    * You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
    * You get to jump up and slap stuff.
    * One mood, all the time.
    * You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
    * You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
    * You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
    * Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
    * Wedding Dress €2000; Tux rental €100.
    * You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
    * If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
    * The remote is yours and yours alone.
    * Sky Sports.
    * Bachelor parties rule over bridal showers.
    * You don’t need to pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
    * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become life long buddies.
    * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    * New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    * You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
    * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So… notice anything different?”
    * There is always a game on somewhere.

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  3. #2
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    Feb 2011


    lol all true points

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