…. what we boys look like? Do they compare notes on our physical attributes? Do they already have a mental picture in their head prior to an appointment? Is it likely that when Ebs met Ciara that she neglected to mention how masculine I am? Do they sit back with a cup of coffee and have a good laugh at the expense of us honest punters?...

Well… do ye…

I met a beautiful young lady recently that only posts here once a month lets say, and after the session as I licked my finger and groomed my eyebrow in the mirror, I asked her over my shoulder in my most manly voice “well, I suppose you thought, from the boards, that I would be out of shape and seriously overweight, huh”… “No” she replied, “you are exactly as I expected”. “Pffff, how the fuck would you know what I look like???”… I got a wink and a wry smile..

Ye talk... don’t ye?