So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?
Here's a link to a few:
http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html
So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?
Here's a link to a few:
http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html
Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
Rodney69 (26-06-11), very shy guy (26-06-11)
No one has ever tried a "chat up line" on me!
My usual chat up line is "Hello". And the usual response is "F*ck off!" (I've tried everything to date and my lines still don't work. Next up - plastic surgery and personality transplant!)
Mind you, my fortunes have changed since joining E-I. Nowadays my chat up line (with the ladies here of course) is " Are you free for an hour?" Works a charm everytime. Have not failed to get laid yet!!
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"
gentelmandave (26-06-11), ladiesman217 (26-06-11), lovethegirls (26-06-11), Rodney69 (26-06-11), skywalker85 (26-06-11), theqm (26-06-11), very shy guy (26-06-11)
Morpheus (26-06-11)
they dont really work but they are useful to break the ice and get a quick laugh
From the movie Hall Pass:
"You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin."
Also this made me laugh as it's just so shit:
"Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard"
I once used this line at a pub "Hey, want to fuck?" and it worked! :-)