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    Talking Chat up lines - do they work

    So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?

    Here's a link to a few:
    http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney69 View Post
    So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?

    Here's a link to a few:
    http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html
    I dont chat them up, i think its better to feel them up as they seem to enjoy it also

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney69 View Post
    So what's the cheesiest or dirtiest chat up line you've used, or someone tried on you? and do they ever work?

    Here's a link to a few:
    http://www.relationship-buddy.com/di...-up-lines.html

    No one has ever tried a "chat up line" on me!


    My usual chat up line is "Hello". And the usual response is "F*ck off!" (I've tried everything to date and my lines still don't work. Next up - plastic surgery and personality transplant!)


    Mind you, my fortunes have changed since joining E-I. Nowadays my chat up line (with the ladies here of course) is " Are you free for an hour?" Works a charm everytime. Have not failed to get laid yet!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morpheus View Post

    " Are you free for an hour?" Works a charm everytime. Have not failed to get laid yet!!
    Morph, who are you contacting. sounds too good to be true
    Last edited by Rodney69; 26-06-11 at 19:21.
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    they dont really work but they are useful to break the ice and get a quick laugh

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    From the movie Hall Pass:
    "You must be from Ireland, because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin."

    Also this made me laugh as it's just so shit:
    "Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelso View Post
    they dont really work but they are useful to break the ice and get a quick laugh
    do you know what else can break the ice? a polar bear



    fancy a date??????

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    I once used this line at a pub "Hey, want to fuck?" and it worked! :-)
    Hiya I'm Jessica a tgirl escort for you! :-)

    JESSICA'S WEBSITE

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    Quote Originally Posted by TS Jessica Presley View Post
    I once used this line at a pub "Hey, want to fuck?" and it worked! :-)
    I have tried that one also and 99% of the time I got a slap in the face but it was worth it for that 1% when it worked.

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