For all the single guys here - Prenuptial Agreement

[EnglishAlex]

Sorry, Alex, just a bit of Friday blues.........................no offence meant(really, truly, cross my hear and hope to get fuc*ed senseless)to all the wonderful women of the world.

I wasn't offended in the slightest. Just taking the piss back

[Forrest]

I wasn't offended in the slightest. Just taking the piss back

I knew that, but it was a great reply, no prenups for you then

[Forrest]

For The Man o' The House:

What's mine is mine and that means a wife don't touch, don't snoop through,
and by all means don't tell the locals what all we gots and ain't gots.

Property: All buildings, shacks, trailers, sheds, motorized transportation, land,
huntin' tools, corn stills, and animals are to stay in the possession of the
Man o' The House iffin' the woman goes a wandering off playing in another's pasture.

Child Support: Iffin' they don't look like me, I ain't supporting 'em in the event
the wife partakes in wandering off the marital property.

Money: The Man o' The House earns it so he gets to keep it. 'Nough said!

Mother In Law Rules: Must abide by the 500 mile restraining order that will
be taken out upon the day of the marriage. Postal mail will be permitted
if weekly financial assistance is abided by.

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For The Little Woman:

Iffin' you came into this marriage with clothes on your back and kids from yer previous marriage you get to keep 'em.

Housework: You agree to keep a lookin' good, cook, clean, tend to the land, garden, livestock, keep repairs up on the homestead, and be aimin' to please yer man at the drop of a dime.

Man o' The House Signature:___________________________ Date: _____________

Little Woman's Signature: _____________________________ Date: _____________

Lawyer Signature: ____________________________________ Date: _____________

[Forrest]

[comicbookguy]

I think we all know what the truth is

[Forrest]

I think we all know what the truth is

Good one, Comicbookguy