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    Default Im not easily blown away...but...

    Ok… Im not posting for a while cos Im bored of all you dimwit peasant punters, who only post here to polish your egos or to get selfish sexual gratification drooling over numerous pics of sexy ladies…. Oh..… and I am sooo beyond all that…*cough*..

    But I feel compelled to pimp another young lass that took me by surprise. This young girl sporting a mediocre profile at the time, came on here all a blaze, popping up threads of how Fussy and Hobbs were true gentleman and brilliant in bed and all.. and I thought …Pfff …yeah right, another girl using the boards to promote herself and get a few notches on the bedpost… but… but...Holy Mother of Sweet Devine beJaysus… SHE IS A HONEY. with a capital Hun…. I was seriously taken aback tonight by a petite framed beauty that nigh on blew me away (figuratively & literally) .

    Tonight I will PIMP for MAYA……..

    It’s been a long time since I have entered a premises and was hit with that ‘yowsah, would ya look at tha”….. This young lady is fuck off gorgeous. She opened the door wearing only a skimpy pair of knicks... as in… feckin starkers, like…. me knuckle went straight to me teeth. Tanned, ultra slim, delightful titays and what a pair of legs. This is Carlsberg beer stuff. She reminds me, in physique, of Sweet Rebecca…. tiny frame, but taller… I feckin ran into the shower and back out as fast as I could….lol. It is rare that you meet a young lady with such a ‘joie de vivre’ attitude but yet as feckin beautiful as this. Shoot the photographer I say… shoot him darn dead…

    Unfortunately I met her in cork where my visits tend to be half hourly (shitting on your own door step scenario) … but I will meet this right fla again, and for much longer next time… Having read previous reviews stating the lack of click and mechanical service I say to you…. YOU ARE FECKING MORONS… this girl is brilliant…. The slow teasie type…I luv em…

    (Ah, Im not taking from those guys reviews, as moods and personalities can change things, Im merely making a point)

    Maya…. Ah Maya Maya Maya…. She don’t post here anymore cos she has forgotten her password… pfff that’s a bit silly, girl, just contact Samlad!

    This is an incredibly beautiful, intelligent chatty girl with bedroom skills to rival the best out there…. And I am a hard fecker to please at most of times….lol.

    Highly, highly recommended……. https://www.escort-ireland.com/14908...sh-escort.html

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    Like your recommendation there jimbob , cracking looking girl .: doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    Default Very appealing young lady



    Great call, Pimp away ya langer.

    Engaging Personality
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    Adorable Lady
    Sexy, Wicked, Enticing, Erotic, Tease

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Ok… Im not posting for a while cos Im bored of all you dimwit peasant punters, who only post here to polish your egos or to get selfish sexual gratification drooling over numerous pics of sexy ladies…. Oh..… and I am sooo beyond all that…*cough*..

    But I feel compelled to pimp another young lass that took me by surprise. This young girl sporting a mediocre profile at the time, came on here all a blaze, popping up threads of how Fussy and Hobbs were true gentleman and brilliant in bed and all.. and I thought …Pfff …yeah right, another girl using the boards to promote herself and get a few notches on the bedpost… but… but...Holy Mother of Sweet Devine beJaysus… SHE IS A HONEY. with a capital Hun…. I was seriously taken aback tonight by a petite framed beauty that nigh on blew me away (figuratively & literally) .

    Tonight I will PIMP for MAYA……..

    It’s been a long time since I have entered a premises and was hit with that ‘yowsah, would ya look at tha”….. This young lady is fuck off gorgeous. She opened the door wearing only a skimpy pair of knicks... as in… feckin starkers, like…. me knuckle went straight to me teeth. Tanned, ultra slim, delightful titays and what a pair of legs. This is Carlsberg beer stuff. She reminds me, in physique, of Sweet Rebecca…. tiny frame, but taller… I feckin ran into the shower and back out as fast as I could….lol. It is rare that you meet a young lady with such a ‘joie de vivre’ attitude but yet as feckin beautiful as this. Shoot the photographer I say… shoot him darn dead…

    Unfortunately I met her in cork where my visits tend to be half hourly (shitting on your own door step scenario) … but I will meet this right fla again, and for much longer next time… Having read previous reviews stating the lack of click and mechanical service I say to you…. YOU ARE FECKING MORONS… this girl is brilliant…. The slow teasie type…I luv em…

    (Ah, Im not taking from those guys reviews, as moods and personalities can change things, Im merely making a point)

    Maya…. Ah Maya Maya Maya…. She don’t post here anymore cos she has forgotten her password… pfff that’s a bit silly, girl, just contact Samlad!

    This is an incredibly beautiful, intelligent chatty girl with bedroom skills to rival the best out there…. And I am a hard fecker to please at most of times….lol.

    Highly, highly recommended……. https://www.escort-ireland.com/14908...sh-escort.html
    Duly noted.

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    Having met her only last Monday I wholeheartedly concur Jim. Fantastic girl.

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    Ya slow gits , as Max Boyce said, "I know because I was there " , ONLY 12 MONTHS AGO !

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    You liked her then JC !
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    "I'm not easily blown..." thought he was going to admit to having a very small willy.

    Maya is loverly alright....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Ok… Im not posting for a while cos Im bored of all you dimwit peasant punters, who only post here to polish your egos or to get selfish sexual gratification drooling over numerous pics of sexy ladies…. Oh..… and I am sooo beyond all that…*cough*..

    But I feel compelled to pimp another young lass that took me by surprise. This young girl sporting a mediocre profile at the time, came on here all a blaze, popping up threads of how Fussy and Hobbs were true gentleman and brilliant in bed and all.. and I thought …Pfff …yeah right, another girl using the boards to promote herself and get a few notches on the bedpost… but… but...Holy Mother of Sweet Devine beJaysus… SHE IS A HONEY. with a capital Hun…. I was seriously taken aback tonight by a petite framed beauty that nigh on blew me away (figuratively & literally) .

    Tonight I will PIMP for MAYA……..

    It’s been a long time since I have entered a premises and was hit with that ‘yowsah, would ya look at tha”….. This young lady is fuck off gorgeous. She opened the door wearing only a skimpy pair of knicks... as in… feckin starkers, like…. me knuckle went straight to me teeth. Tanned, ultra slim, delightful titays and what a pair of legs. This is Carlsberg beer stuff. She reminds me, in physique, of Sweet Rebecca…. tiny frame, but taller… I feckin ran into the shower and back out as fast as I could….lol. It is rare that you meet a young lady with such a ‘joie de vivre’ attitude but yet as feckin beautiful as this. Shoot the photographer I say… shoot him darn dead…

    Unfortunately I met her in cork where my visits tend to be half hourly (shitting on your own door step scenario) … but I will meet this right fla again, and for much longer next time… Having read previous reviews stating the lack of click and mechanical service I say to you…. YOU ARE FECKING MORONS… this girl is brilliant…. The slow teasie type…I luv em…

    (Ah, Im not taking from those guys reviews, as moods and personalities can change things, Im merely making a point)

    Maya…. Ah Maya Maya Maya…. She don’t post here anymore cos she has forgotten her password… pfff that’s a bit silly, girl, just contact Samlad!

    This is an incredibly beautiful, intelligent chatty girl with bedroom skills to rival the best out there…. And I am a hard fecker to please at most of times….lol.

    Highly, highly recommended……. https://www.escort-ireland.com/14908...sh-escort.html
    Yeah - I've noticed her too. Just haven't worked out the logistics of meeting her! Now it really seems like I should.
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    the poor girl ,.....stuck in cork,......shes a stunner happy days james
    a thousand kisses deep..

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