It struck me today that there are times when real life doesn't seem real...

Maybe it's just me, but I keep looking over my shoulder for the hidden camera.

Today, for example: I had to meet a student.
She hasn't submitted any coursework all semester. Her final year at Uni, and she's on the verge of fucking up her entire degree.
Stunning looking girl. Gorgeous.
Came into my office.
Sat on the edge of my desk.
Said: "Is there anything I can do to pass this module? Anything?"
Crossed, then uncrossed her legs.

No knickers.