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    Thumbs up Life is short get a divorce......

    "She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night."

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    Speaking of funny things online, this one made me chuckle the other day:

    http://www.yaps4u.net/humour/2004/11...cy-got-me.html

    Also, got these by email:

    Podge and Rodge classic quotes

    You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit........

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician..........

    As funny as a burning orphanage.........

    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs............

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes..........

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn........

    Sweatin' like a pedophile in a Barney suit..........

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry..........

    A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard..........

    Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche............

    Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her...........

    A sniper wouldn't take her out...........

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle........

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.........

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle.......

    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.........

    If I'd a garden full of Mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.......

    She grabs that pole like Brian Kennedy in a mickey factory......

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