Poetry

[laura kiss]

A naive young punter named Paul,
Noticed nasty red marks on his tool,
The Doctor a cynic, said
"Get out of my clynic
And wipe off that lipstick you fool"

Very good

xxx

[doodlebug]

Very good

xxx

There was a young lady called Laura,
My God you should have saw her!
Dark brazilian tan
A goddess to man.
Definitely never bore ya!!!!

[mer]

Betty Botter bought some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter -
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
Better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.