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    Default perfect day for him and her :DD

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
    8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
    9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
    10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
    10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
    12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
    12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
    1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
    3:00 Nap
    4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
    4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
    5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
    7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
    10:00 Hot shower- alone
    10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
    6:00 Alarm
    6:15 Blow job
    6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
    7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
    7:30 Limo arrives
    7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
    9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
    9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job on-route)
    9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
    11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 Blow job
    12:30 Another Blow job
    2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
    2:30 Fly to Bahamas
    3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
    4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
    5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
    6:45 shit, shower and shave
    7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
    fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
    9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
    as you watch football game
    9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
    11:30 Night-cap blow job
    11:45 In bed alone
    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep!!!


    Last edited by mer; 20-06-11 at 16:27.

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    Look's like you have it all sorted

    Nina


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    Very good mer
    “Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottish nina View Post
    Look's like you have it all sorted

    Nina


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    lol i wish gigity gigigty oh right! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovethegirls View Post
    Very good mer
    cheers dude im trying my best im bored off me brain lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    cheers dude im trying my best im bored off me brain lol
    Tub of B..... and you will be fine
    “Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
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    Perfect plan

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovethegirls View Post
    Tub of B..... and you will be fine
    lol dude haha ya id say the b........... would be grand

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
    8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
    9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
    10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
    10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
    12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
    12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
    1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
    3:00 Nap
    4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
    4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
    5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
    7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
    10:00 Hot shower- alone
    10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
    6:00 Alarm
    6:15 Blow job
    6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
    7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
    7:30 Limo arrives
    7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
    9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
    9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job on-route)
    9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
    11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 Blow job
    12:30 Another Blow job
    2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
    2:30 Fly to Bahamas
    3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
    4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
    5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
    6:45 shit, shower and shave
    7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
    fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
    9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
    as you watch football game
    9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
    11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
    11:30 Night-cap blow job
    11:45 In bed alone
    11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
    11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep!!!


    that's 1 packed day mer ill be no good for the rest of the week after a day like that.
    Never confuse education with intelligence

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerry lad in town View Post
    that's 1 packed day mer ill be no good for the rest of the week after a day like that.
    i know ya dude lol well i man can dream ehh lol

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