Top 10 porn myths.
10 - High Heels.
Women wear high heels to bed.
9 - Going Down
When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7 - Suck It
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
6 - Busted
When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
5 - Oh Yeah
Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.
3 - Pleasantly Surprised
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
2 - Double Penetration
Double penetration makes women smile.
1 - Splat
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
Originally Posted by mer
Top 10 porn myths.
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