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    Top 10 porn myths.

    10 - High Heels.
    Women wear high heels to bed.

    9 - Going Down
    When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
    Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

    7 - Suck It
    When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    6 - Busted
    When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

    5 - Oh Yeah
    Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
    A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

    3 - Pleasantly Surprised
    Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

    2 - Double Penetration
    Double penetration makes women smile.

    1 - Splat
    Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Top 10 porn myths.

    10 - High Heels.
    Women wear high heels to bed.

    9 - Going Down
    When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
    Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

    7 - Suck It
    When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    6 - Busted
    When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

    5 - Oh Yeah
    Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
    A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

    3 - Pleasantly Surprised
    Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

    2 - Double Penetration
    Double penetration makes women smile.

    1 - Splat
    Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

    Sounds just like my average Friday night

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Top 10 porn myths.

    10 - High Heels.
    Women wear high heels to bed.

    9 - Going Down
    When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
    Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

    7 - Suck It
    When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    6 - Busted
    When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

    5 - Oh Yeah
    Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
    A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.


    3 - Pleasantly Surprised
    Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

    2 - Double Penetration
    Double penetration makes women smile.

    1 - Splat
    Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

    or face


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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
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    lol haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
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    Fuck what a big dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Top 10 porn myths.

    10 - High Heels.
    Women wear high heels to bed.

    9 - Going Down
    When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
    Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.

    7 - Suck It
    When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

    6 - Busted
    When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

    5 - Oh Yeah
    Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    4 - Enjoyable Sexual Practice
    A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's ass.

    3 - Pleasantly Surprised
    Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

    2 - Double Penetration
    Double penetration makes women smile.

    1 - Splat
    Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.


    All true!!! Someone needs to take you aside Mer, and tell you that this is gospel!!
    "Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    3 - Pleasantly Surprised
    Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
    Haha, yes, I thought the same a few times
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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
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    Jasus talk about being knocked for six Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
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    Thats called tallywacking, they don't like that especially if they wake up. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    Top 10 porn myths.

    8 - Ugly Middle-Aged Men
    Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
    Oh shit -- thats knocked the stuffing out of me !!

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