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Welcome to the cabaret

[Morpheus]

Welcome to the jungle Upandatthem!

A word to the wise:

1) Never mention prices or you'll be


2) Generally anything involving - all go down a treat!

3) For some strange reason, threads involving are very popular! The devil if I'll ever understand why!


4) The Queen of this site is called Lucy. Worship at her feet and you'll be fine. If you don't, you'll be sent to Shirrley for a



5) The alpha male on this site prowls around as a lion! But he's really a big kitty at heart, and is an expert on all technical details (even better than the mods, but don't tell them!)


6) And as for the mods, I lose track but last I checked there was a cat, a frog and a doc. (There used to be this awesomely sexy Vampire but she left )

If you do too much of or they will infract your ass!!

And if you ever tell them to it will be for you!



Now, I hope all of that is as clear as mud!

And I'm Morpheus by the way. If you need any perfomance enhancing pharmacologic agents - I'm your man!