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    Husband and wife taking the stairs till their appartment. HUSBAND says: your ass is big as a washing machine,the wife is quite...when the nigth came the man feels horny...WIFE: i don't turn on the washing machine for a cloth,wash by hand)
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    Husband and wife go to the doctors. Husband says to the Doc ' I have a strange thing happen when I'm f*cking the wife. Sometimes my arse gets really hot and starts to burn and sometimes it gets freezing cold and turns blue' Most unusual says the Doc, 'Not really',his wife relies , he f*cks me once in the summer and once in the winter' boom boom !
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    man goes into shop with his six year old child. turns to child and says what kind of an ice cream do you want fat head. shop keeper says that's an awful name to call your child. man says look there are three things in life a man wants 1 a nice house which i have, 2 a nice car which i have, and 3 a wife with a nice tight pussy and then says i had that until fat head came along and ruined it.

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