Question for all you chronological experts... I had a nice wank from 11:57 through to 00:09 approx. I say I had one but you can't have the same wank in 2 days! lol
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
I put on my shoes about 40 minutes ago.
A pair of laced Clarks. €75 in a recent sale they were.
I didn't open the laces. I just kind of stuffed my feet in and squirmed around them until the heel went back into its normal place.
Ah yes. Just remembering it now again as i sip a cup of coffee.
The elephant is the ONLY mammal that can't jump
a pointless thread..
had a woman on my face last friday and she going to sit on it again on thursday oh the memories