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    My girlfriend texted me 'I'm horny, tell me something hot...'
    So I replied, 'I'm hot and sweaty, working out'
    She sent back, 'ohh what are you working out at the moment? '
    I said, 'I'm working out how to flush my massive shit'

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    Quote Originally Posted by mer View Post
    My girlfriend texted me 'I'm horny, tell me something hot...'
    So I replied, 'I'm hot and sweaty, working out'
    She sent back, 'ohh what are you working out at the moment? '
    I said, 'I'm working out how to flush my massive shit'
    Please let this be your last post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    Please let this be your last post.
    no dude it surly wont be me last ha, i dont care if ya dont like it cause i just dont care ha

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    Made me laugh. Well smile anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eugen View Post
    Made me laugh. Well smile anyway
    cheers dude see it put a grin on someones face gigity gigity oooooooooooooh right!!! ha

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    Man says to his wife 'your arse is the size of 3- burner BBQ!'
    Later in bed he says ''Fancy a Shag?'' ''No ta, no point lighting the fecking BBQ for a half of sausage''!!


    Jock takes his wife to casualty, she has no teeth,a broken nose and two black eyes.
    Doctor says,'' what happened? Jock says ''she's been going through the change!
    Doctor says, ''That doesnt happen with the change!
    Jock Replies...''it does when its in my fucking pocket!''.

    A Radio station is offering a world trip to whoever can come up with the best word thats not
    in the dictionary but can be put into a sentence. A wee glasgow guy calls in and says,''ma word is Gaun,spelt g.a.u.n
    and ma sentence is ''Gaun fuck yerself''. The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. 5mins later another Glasgow guy
    calls and says ''Ma word is smee, spelt s.m.e.e. DJ says ''Ok,whats your sentence?''
    The guy says, ''Smee again,gaun fuck yerself''!

    My fucking neighbour knocked my door at 2.30 this morning.
    Can u believe it,2.30am.....
    Lucky for him, i was still up
    playing my drums.

    Mer was taking to hospital today after buttering his bum
    and shoving 6 toy horses up his arsehole. Doctors
    described his condition as stable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skywalker85 View Post
    Man says to his wife 'your arse is the size of 3- burner BBQ!'
    Later in bed he says ''Fancy a Shag?'' ''No ta, no point lighting the fecking BBQ for a half of sausage''!!


    Jock takes his wife to casualty, she has no teeth,a broken nose and two black eyes.
    Doctor says,'' what happened? Jock says ''she's been going through the change!
    Doctor says, ''That doesnt happen with the change!
    Jock Replies...''it does when its in my fucking pocket!''.

    A Radio station is offering a world trip to whoever can come up with the best word thats not
    in the dictionary but can be put into a sentence. A wee glasgow guy calls in and says,''ma word is Gaun,spelt g.a.u.n
    and ma sentence is ''Gaun fuck yerself''. The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. 5mins later another Glasgow guy
    calls and says ''Ma word is smee, spelt s.m.e.e. DJ says ''Ok,whats your sentence?''
    The guy says, ''Smee again,gaun fuck yerself''!

    My fucking neighbour knocked my door at 2.30 this morning.
    Can u believe it,2.30am.....
    Lucky for him, i was still up
    playing my drums.

    Mer was taking to hospital today after buttering his bum
    and shoving 6 toy horses up his arsehole. Doctors
    described his condition as stable.
    HAHAHA, you always come up with something good haha your dude tho your you 1 of the docters lol jaysus i thought it was supposed to be confidential :P hahah

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