Drunken state

[benin]

He was clearly drunk himself lol.

so a drunk man wanted a drunk (and really hot ) lady to stop taking her clothes off.... im ashamed of him...all i can do is promise you i would never do that...lol

[kelso]

Whilst drinking cheap, fortified wine, I reached under my skirt, pulled out my tampon, and throw it at a guy who was bothering me

classy! bet that shut him up tho...

[kelso]

Oh dear so many things, the worst off all I shan't be mentioning.

Some that come to mind-
Getting shit faced and waking up with no shoes in Soho Park.
Shouting at the men in Limerick telling them meat is murder!

and my personal fave-
About 3 years ago I was drunk and on the hunt for food with some friends. Ended up at the classy McDonalds and had a huge argument with the manager who told me I should put more clothes on. All I remember was arguing about human rights telling him it was my human right to be naked and I started stripping off! My friends were trying to stop me but I am determined. I got ushered out in my smalls

There are videos

that manager needed slappin across the head!!
pls post some of those vids!!!

[kelso]

ive had lots but the funniest i can recall was a lads hol in canaries, there was 4 of us sharng a room, we struggled to get 1 of the lads back home, he was out of it, dumped him in bed and all went to sleep; an hour later we were woken up by noise in the room and looked over to see him pissing IN the wardrobe and then crashing through its sides trying to get out!! myself and the other lads got pics of him, after we rolled around on the floor laughing our heads off we helped him out!!!
we werent laughing later that day, the smell in the room was indescribable