You know what's the weirdest fetish...lying under a glass table while someone takes a dump over the table. Never had it done to me and have no interest in having it done, but I heard it's a growing fetish. Anyone know of it?
oh christ, as soon as i saw the metal rod that video was turned off!
Shit happens when you party naked!
Yup. I was a young lad, no internet available at the time, and geared myself up for a nice hand-shandy. Broke into the old man's porn stash and chose at random. The 'Andrex Runway' was laid out on the tummy and the knuckles were white. As I was getting to the vinegar strokes, the lady squatted over the glass table, dude underneath and then (Hell's Bells!), it was like a Play Dough friggin' 'Fun Factory'! Needless to say I got the 'Gonzo's nose' quicker than you can say 'Katmandu'!
Have had it done surgically but certainly not for fun. They squirt anasthetic cream down your japseye which f*ckin smarts !
Then had camera inserted down said japseye ( anathestic gel not 100% effective....it hurts..) Seeing the inside of your bladder on tele however, very cool !
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "