Originally Posted by
Experienced Punter esq
Steps to obtain a clean backside:
Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside
Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy
Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks
Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car
Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings
Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area
Congratulations u now have a clean backside...
Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door
“Once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same”
Alan Ball
Justice For The 96