Originally Posted by
Experienced Punter esq
Steps to obtain a clean backside:
Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside
Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy
Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks
Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car
Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings
Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area
Congratulations u now have a clean backside...
Originally Posted by
skywalker85
Thanks Must try that
Always cleaner and fresher when ya shave that region also, and always a lot healthier if ya use one of these
Excellent EXP. I am tired and embarassed hearing about how our poor ladies have to put up with dirty male arses. Being so grateful for all the naughty things these ladies do for me, I've always endeavoured to be as clean as possible and can never understand why some fellas out there are so clueless when it comes to hygeine.
Men respond to written instructions - and the ones you've written should be posted on every escorts bathroom door (or prefarable faxed to the potential punter before he turns up!!).
I completely agree with Skywalker - shaving certainly ensures hygeine and makes everything more neat and tidy.
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"