Simple Guide to a cleaner arse

[Rayden]

poor MrPinky would be gratefull for that!!

Indeed, he has a hard enough job as it is.

[El Gordo]

[skywalker85]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

Thanks Must try that Always cleaner and fresher when ya shave that region also, and always a lot healthier if ya use one of these

[lovethegirls]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door

[skywalker85]

Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door

or they could copy n paste it for there escort page as im sure not everyone goes to or looks at the bathroom door when they arrive too busy looking at the Beauty infront of them

[Morpheus]

Steps to obtain a clean backside:

Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap & a wash cloth I know wash cloths are not used by every man but they are critical to obtain a clean backside

Step 2: Once in the shower rub your wet wash cloth & bar of soap together until the wash cloth is nice & soapy

Step 3: Place the soapy wash cloth in your right hand & leave your left hand to spread your butt cheeks

Step 4: Rub the soapy wet cloth in a vertical motion back & forth over your anus all the way down to your scrotum Use the same motion u would use when sanding a block of wood or waxing your car

Step 5: If your backside is extremly hairy or u are overweight repeat steps 2 3 & 4 three times
Note: rinse cloth between washings

Step 6 The freshness test - take your index finger & rub it along your backside pressing against your crack & anus. Now place your index finger against the tip of your nose & inhale through your nostrils If u still smell ass repeat Steps 2 3 & 4 but this time u need to squat to gain better access to the smelly area

Congratulations u now have a clean backside...

Thanks Must try that Always cleaner and fresher when ya shave that region also, and always a lot healthier if ya use one of these

Excellent EXP. I am tired and embarassed hearing about how our poor ladies have to put up with dirty male arses. Being so grateful for all the naughty things these ladies do for me, I've always endeavoured to be as clean as possible and can never understand why some fellas out there are so clueless when it comes to hygeine.

Men respond to written instructions - and the ones you've written should be posted on every escorts bathroom door (or prefarable faxed to the potential punter before he turns up!!).

I completely agree with Skywalker - shaving certainly ensures hygeine and makes everything more neat and tidy.

[Sassy Ann]

Shaving or trimming also means a girl is less likely to choke on a stray hair. Having a girl gagging and rasping isn't nice for anyone! If the bigger lads can't reach, maybe bring a trimmer along to the booking and ask the lady to help you out ?! Or go to a beauty salon and get waxed. Take pain killers before arrival, as some of you might dislike the waxing sensation!

[UKHeather]

Now Ladies print it out and hang it up on your bathroom door

Brilliant idea LOLOL
Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
Imagine the next guests face

[skywalker85]

Brilliant idea LOLOL
Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
Imagine the next guests face

Well mayb she would be glad of it, ya never know might also be an Escort

[lovethegirls]

Brilliant idea LOLOL
Except, I have a habit of leaving stuff in hotels. I would never remember that was behind the bathroom door!
Imagine the next guests face

They might just think it a bit of free friendly advice courtesy of the hotel