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    Thumbs up Sex, drugs and sausage rolls..

    Good Day all

    Just had a client in, said he was living the life.. Loads of money, nice car..A big party man.. The whole story seemed like he was the man of my dreams..

    He left to go to the bathroom for a shower and i noticed a piece of paper that had obviously fell out of his pocket.. it went like this..

    His name ****


    Empty the dishwasher and make sure your room is clean. I need the car tonight.

    Mom x



    hahahahahahaha


    Best laugh i've had in a long time!

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    tell him bullshit is extra

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    Haha poor fecker
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    Quote Originally Posted by realdeal View Post
    tell him bullshit is extra
    Don't you mean Hardsports LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishAoife View Post
    Good Day all

    Just had a client in, said he was living the life.. Loads of money, nice car..A big party man.. The whole story seemed like he was the man of my dreams..

    He left to go to the bathroom for a shower and i noticed a piece of paper that had obviously fell out of his pocket.. it went like this..

    His name ****


    Empty the dishwasher and make sure your room is clean. I need the car tonight.

    Mom x



    hahahahahahaha


    Best laugh i've had in a long time!
    Can you tell me if it said to get milk by anychance???

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishAoife View Post
    Good Day all

    Just had a client in, said he was living the life.. Loads of money, nice car..A big party man.. The whole story seemed like he was the man of my dreams..

    He left to go to the bathroom for a shower and i noticed a piece of paper that had obviously fell out of his pocket.. it went like this..

    His name ****


    Empty the dishwasher and make sure your room is clean. I need the car tonight.

    Mom x



    hahahahahahaha


    Best laugh i've had in a long time!
    aww now did you have to tell everyone on poor lil mer haha
    Last edited by mer; 11-06-11 at 15:55.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishAoife View Post
    Good Day all

    Just had a client in, said he was living the life.. Loads of money, nice car..A big party man.. The whole story seemed like he was the man of my dreams..

    He left to go to the bathroom for a shower and i noticed a piece of paper that had obviously fell out of his pocket.. it went like this..

    His name ****


    Empty the dishwasher and make sure your room is clean. I need the car tonight.

    Mom x



    hahahahahahaha


    Best laugh i've had in a long time!
    Be careful, I've seen Psycho, mother sits in a rocking chair!!!!!!!!

    He definitely isn't Irish, Irish men don't live with their mothers for long....

    (quick reminder to self, empty pockets before taking the offered shower!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Be careful, I've seen Psycho, mother sits in a rocking chair!!!!!!!!

    He definitely isn't Irish, Irish men don't live with their mothers for long....

    (quick reminder to self, empty pockets before taking the offered shower!)
    Seriously, Why DO a lot of Irishmen live with their mothers for so long? Is it because they are afraid to leave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Seriously, Why DO a lot of Irishmen live with their mothers for so long? Is it because they are afraid to leave?
    I don't blame the men, I blame the mothers, I other countries the encourage kids to leave the roost, here they Molly coddle them and don't take F-all out of there wage packet, if they have any, so why would they leave.

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