Helen Wood

[monster_monster]

looks like she's after landing a TV role for a new Escort Reality Show

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vie...y-escort-show/

[Ebony Amber]

looks like she's after landing a TV role for a new Escort Reality Show

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vie...y-escort-show/

Oh Dear no. An escort reality show

[monster_monster]

Oh Dear no. An escort reality show

I want to see you front and centre at the auditions

[Ebony Amber]

I want to see you front and centre at the auditions

I wouldn't make for very good TV to be honest. An escort with an overly sarcastic nature who can't be bothered to go to work and would rather sit in be reading comics eating haribos. Nope. Can't see it happening

[monster_monster]

I wouldn't make for very good TV to be honest. An escort with an overly sarcastic nature who can't be bothered to go to work and would rather sit in be reading comics eating haribos. Nope. Can't see it happening

as long as they're Starmix I'd watch

[Morpheus]

I wouldn't make for very good TV to be honest. An escort with an overly sarcastic nature who can't be bothered to go to work and would rather sit in be reading comics eating haribos. Nope. Can't see it happening

Oh Amber! You have all the makings of a hit reality TV show just there. Just throw in the nympho room mate (a.k.a Ciara ) and you've got a deal with channel four!!!!

[ladiesman217]

looks like she's after landing a TV role for a new Escort Reality Show

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/vie...y-escort-show/

'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' all over again basically...

[RicFlair]

'Secret Diary of a Call Girl' all over again basically...

No, big difference ladiesman. This is a "reality show". Its much cheaper to produce. This time the actors are replaced with prostitutes who blab about clients. Can't wait for the Mammy-parade to come out shout "down with this" and "think of the children". Its just utter trash telly and I'll probably watch an episode sometime late at night. We're all guitly watching trash telly.

[Morpheus]

Hi everyone,

Just out of interest, does anyone know if Helen Wood is actually escorting? Helen Wood is well known after seeing footballer Wayne Rooney.

If anyone can find her on a competitor site, please PM me the details so there's no fear of breaching the rules.

I wouldnt go near her after Rooney yuk!!! Also she's a bad bitch I hate these kiss and tell assholes....... but I love the ladies on this forum mmmmm

Nope! I'm not going near any girl that kisses and tells! And then tries to play up the sympathy vote. Not that she'd have anything to tell about me, but I just wouldn't go there on principle.


Beauty in the eyes of the beholder and all that - but I reckon I've been with plenty of girls on this site who are prettier than she is (not to mention far more discreet). Then again, I'm not Rooney!