Embarrassing Situation!!!!!!!

[skywalker85]

Total and utter nitemare situation, thats why I am def sticking to touring escorts, tho in fairness there aren't many local escorts in Belfast-well unless you count those ladies in Linenhall street, but thats a different story!

There's an escort called Zoe on a diff site 19yr old, says on profile will only see couples or gentlemen from outside Belfast, tempted to giv her a bell n say i am from outside Belfast looks hot lol

[anon361]

No wingman her face was blurred in the pictures,so I didn't recognize her at all in her profile

Firstly, Welcome to the boards , I always like to direct new members that say they have been with escorts in the past to this section of the site:

https://www.escort-ireland.com/reviews/submit.html

It's a very helpful tool for both clients to pick the right lady and the right lady to get more clients.
Give it a go next time you meet a lady thats not your neighbor

[John Shaft]

I was on my way to meet an escort one night and was on foot as I live in a fairly small town and she was within walking distance. On my way, I ran into my mother on the street - she lives about 15 miles from me and just happened to be in town for a night out with friends. I had to make up a bullshit story that I was meeting some mates. I was so flustered by it that I didn't go ahead with the appointment.

[Morpheus]

uuuummmmm...call me a dirty degenerate bastard but I gotta be honest I think I woulda gone for it and went ahead with the appointment, that would have really done it for me. Christ I dunno whats wrong with me!!

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I'm with you there Lincoln! I'm obviously a dirty degenerate bastard too!

If I had a neighbour who was a bit of alright, chances are that I would have been fantasizing about getting into her pants. So to find out she's an escort would be a bonus!

I have no idea what the OP's situation was and what his relationship with the lady was prior to that - so it may have been very different for him.

It's always the risk you run when you see a local girl. However, most of the girls on this site are from overseas so there's little chance of bumping into someone you know.

[Morpheus]

unfortunatly it happend to me.....wont go in to details!but its whiteballs situation realy.

I was wondering what Denise meant by a 'Whiteball situation' (as I'm not familiar with that expression) until I realised that the OP calls himself Whiteball!!

Welcome Whiteball to the boards.

[BACMAN36]

I'm with you there Lincoln! I'm obviously a dirty degenerate bastard too!

If I had a neighbour who was a bit of alright, chances are that I would have been fantasizing about getting into her pants. So to find out she's an escort would be a bonus!

I have no idea what the OP's situation was and what his relationship with the lady was prior to that - so it may have been very different for him.

It's always the risk you run when you see a local girl. However, most of the girls on this site are from overseas so there's little chance of bumping into someone you know.

You could always ask for "Family & Friends Discount"

[jimmy NI]

I once shagged a girl and she fell asleep in the middle of it

I had something similiar only it was me that fell asleep

I was with an escort once in the soixante-neuf position when she *ahem* broke wind in my face

[emmasweet]

Client bring me to his house for dinner and there was all his family and him was nothing tell me before

[mutley]

Client bring me to his house for dinner and there was all his family and him was nothing tell me before

A strange one alright Emma , whom did he introduce you as may I enquire ?

[warmcome]

an embarrassing situation for me was many moons ago.
i was dancing vigourously to really loud house music in a mirror
at my then flat.

i became aware of someone behind me, when i turned around, it
was my landlord and his teenage daughter. he looked cross and she was
holding back the laughter...