Escort Tips/Advice

[El Gordo]

Here are some random thoughts, in no particular order:

This job is not for everyone. You won't really know whether it's for you until you try.

Escorting is mostly like babysitting, but better paid and you have to have sex with them.

Offers which sound too good to be true usually are.

If you can avoid it, don't live and work in the same place.

Get a phone which allows you to store lots of numbers, and block the ones you don't want to answer.

Try to find a place where you can see people before you buzz them in. When clients book, direct them to a nearby landmark and tell them to call from there. When they do, direct them to somewhere where you can see them before giving them the door code. If it's on a noisy street then give directions by text message.

Get the money early in the appointment. Make sure it's the correct amount and not counterfeit. If you don't want to be obvious about it then you can wait till the client is in the shower to check the money.

Select playlists of various lengths, 30min, 60min, etc so you can tell how much time the client has left by which song is playing.

Guys will always say they like natural photos, not professionally done. But usually they will call the lady with the professional photos.

People will try to take advantage of you all the time. Clients, landlords, other escorts, etc. Be polite, but firm.

[Jasmin]

People will try to take advantage of you all the time. Clients, landlords, other escorts, etc. Be polite, but firm.

Wow, I am impressed. Have you worked as an escort El Gordo?
I couldn't have summarised better myself, you couldn't be more right about all your tips.
I would stress the last item of your list, when I started I wasn't told about it and I had to learn in the hardest way, experiencing it.

[itstimenow]

have jaffa cakes on a plate 4 the clients

[samlad]

have jaffa cakes on a plate 4 the clients

LOL! Brilliant! Does it have to be Jaffa Cakes specifically or is this flexible for any sort of array of cakes/biscuits?

[ksteve]

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I think it's very helpful.

[Christine]

Would love to hear from all you experienced Escorts and Clients out there that can be of help to any
new Escorts with their pearls of wisdom........


My first peice of advice is be sure you know what your getting into!
My second is ALWAYS USE CONDOMS!


Come on ladies and gents please add to this!

even if you don`t speak english that vell at a comunication level be nice smyle a lot show by body language that evreting its ok.than if you started to work as an escort try to be the best you can at it...as a new girl youl have alot of people comming to see you but than it depends on your work if they will return and be regulars or not.

[Christine]

have jaffa cakes on a plate 4 the clients

you must be talking about denise)) she got you good with the jaffa cakes)

[katxxx]

Be wise with your cash. Easy come, easy go.....
It does not have to be like that. Save some, live some!
and have a plan B for exit.
Prepare yourself, that you will be lying for the rest of your life.

[itstimenow]

oh no it can even be some roses sweets or chocolate kimberley

LOL! Brilliant! Does it have to be Jaffa Cakes specifically or is this flexible for any sort of array of cakes/biscuits?

[Morpheus]

Advice from a clients perspective:

!) Be patient when giving directions to your clients. Usually the client is so excited to be seeing you that he isn't thinking with his head and can't understand girl directions! Always pick a good landmark and then state explicitly which way you want the client to face the landmark before he starts walking. Otherwise he could be following your instructions and walking in the completely opposite direction! (As has happend to Moi!). And in any case if he gets it a little wrong , try not to give out on the phone as it really kills the atmosphere once he does get to you. (No man likes to feel like he's just been given out to by his mother!).

2)Asking the client what he'd like you to wear (when he's making the booking) is a nice touch, because men as so different. Some love it for you to cover up while others like me find the 'less the better'.

3)Just being really friendly on the phone when you take a call really makes all the difference and ensures the guy is really dying to see you. I know this is hard given the huge number of time wasters and rude people but it will pay dividends with the genuine clients.


All the above points I've noted from some of the lovely ladies I've had the privilige of visiting who've had that little extra class in the way they do things. And the experience has been a whole lot richer for it.