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    Post Some daily Zen.

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the heck alone.

    2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,that's the time to do it.

    3. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    4. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

    5. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    9. If you lend someone €20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    10. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    11. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

    12. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    13. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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    A lot of that spot on Thomas .: doc
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the heck alone.

    2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,that's the time to do it.

    3. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    4. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

    5. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    9. If you lend someone €20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    10. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    11. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

    12. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    13. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    Very true, Thomas!

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    Lot of great points there
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    4. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    Story of my life
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    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


    Guys i am always saying to check the bath temperature before you jump in.........
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    9. If you lend someone €20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    Lent a friend €20 a while ago haven't seen him since and was worth it Greedy Fecker
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