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    Question A riddle

    Woman's Shootings

    A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.

    But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

    How can this be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    Woman's Shootings

    A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.

    But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

    How can this be?
    She's a photographer.

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    The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    She's a photographer.
    Correct - have to find something harder to outfox you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post

    But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

    How can this be?
    fecked if i know...are you sure they enjoyed it...ffs they are married....lol

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    Here's a riddle...

    What's long and thin,
    Covered in skin,
    Red in parts and
    You stick it in tarts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Here's a riddle...

    What's long and thin,
    Covered in skin,
    Red in parts and
    You stick it in tarts?

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    rhubarb....
    see you next tuesday

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    What's 6 inches long, has a purple head, and women can't get enough of it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    Here's a riddle...

    What's long and thin,
    Covered in skin,
    Red in parts and
    You stick it in tarts?
    rhubarb.... ffs ppl keep it clean...lol

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