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    Default Nine things youíll never hear a man say..

    9) How could you make up so fast today?
    8) Here honey, you use the remote.
    7) You know, Iíd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
    6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? Thatís one movie I gotta see!
    5) While Iím up, can I get you anything?
    4) Sex isnít that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
    3) Aww, forget Monday night football, letís watch Melrose Place.
    2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
    1) We never talk anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    1) We never talk anymore.
    Unless you're Cliff Richard:


    Jimbob

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    Christ anon how true .: lol
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    You forgot. "Excuse me. I'm lost. Could you please tell me how to get to..."

    ďI wish you wouldnít keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!Ē
    ďAll right,Ē said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    No hun not tonight
    I have a headache
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    Do these jeans make my bum look fat?

    Hang on Ill just call tom and see what he is wearing first
    Id just die if we both wore the same outfit
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