Marigolds - lol! Brilliant
Okay, come on: there has to be at least one of us who is turned on by marigolds? C'mon guys - own up. Nobody will judge you (okay, we will but you know times are hard & we need a laugh).
Seriously though: they must have all sorts of associations (without wishing to get into the whole maternal thing). They have a distinctive smell inside (especially when warm, e.g., after washing dishes in hot water).
Ladies: surely some guy, at some time, turned up on your doorstep for an appointment with a pack of these beauties?
>>> Oh dear! Marigolds for the seriously kinky <<<
Now c'mon, you got to admit that's a little bit sexy, yeah? Am I alone here or what?