I've Decided to Take the Plunge...

[I Wear The Trousers]

If ya feel that way what are you doing here then ????

But there are plenty escorts who are new to the business on here?

[Ebony Amber]

But at least there is a chance she's new on the game and therefore still intact down below.

I really do find it a turn off when you see 88 reviews after an escort's name.

I instantly think, 'she's well used at this stage'. Everyone has their preferences, and 'new on the scene' is mine.

And by "new on the scene" you actually mean in denial

[Morpheus]

Ok, so I received her coded directions for the apartment, which made me feel like a secret agent on some important mission. No problem there, she has to preserve her safety.

The lady that greeted me was the girl in the photos (which was a big relief considering she had no reviews) and a real corker; however, what felt like a split second after saying hello, she demanded payment.


Anyway, she led into the main area of the apartment, where this awkward silence took over. I’m not the best at talking to girls, so this began to get a bit torturous. I have to say, it didn’t help that she had so little English.

I noticed a packet of Hobnobs on the kitchen table. Seeing as I was bereft of anything to say, I asked if I could have one. At this point I did contemplate leaving: I reckon she sensed this, as a can of Prazky was offered and weakly accepted.

When my 30 minutes were up she was very quick to let me know about it, and off I went – no doubt with a more than startled expression on my face. Oh well.

I guess I made a rookie mistake somewhere? Perhaps I’m just not cut out for this punting business.

Trousers, you certainly made plenty of "Rookie" mistakes. If you're going to take the plunge without looking for advice then I'm afraid you're going to have experiences like this.

You should have gone to see one of the more established escorts i.e. someone with plenty of reviews. This girl you saw was probably as nervous as you were and wondering if you were a timewaster or weirdo - asking for hobnobs and a prazky! Rule number one, if you only book for 30 mins, skip the biscuits next time.

All the more established escorts know their trade and would have picked up on your nervousness and put you at ease. Also any girl with plenty of reviews can converse well in English.

As for being asked for payment up front...what do you expect!!! This is a business arrangement and the lady has to know that your not going to cheat her after sitting around for 15 mintues only discover that you didn't bring the money! I pass the money over in an envelope the minute I've been shown into the room. And I always clarify how long I want to stay and ask her to check that i've handed over the right amount.

Same goes for time. If you pay for 30 minutes that's all you're getting. This isn't a charity. Time is money for the girls. If she doesn't tell you your time's up, you might forget yourself and stay forever. I keep time myself and to date have never had to be told my time is up.

Anyway. if you want to wear the trousers (and are a genuine poster) then take head of advice. There's a lot of good advice available on this forum.

[Lucy Chambers]

But at least there is a chance she's new on the game and therefore still intact down below.

I really do find it a turn off when you see 88 reviews after an escort's name.

I instantly think, 'she's well used at this stage'. Everyone has their preferences, and 'new on the scene' is mine.

Interesting, such experience from a newbie. FFS. Puleeeze.


Iashaf, maybe?

[Mousey]

Trousers, you certainly made plenty of "Rookie" mistakes. If you're going to take the plunge without looking for advice then I'm afraid you're going to have experiences like this.

You should have gone to see one of the more established escorts i.e. someone with plenty of reviews. This girl you saw was probably as nervous as you were and wondering if you were a timewaster or weirdo - asking for hobnobs and a prazky! Rule number one, if you only book for 30 mins, skip the biscuits next time.

All the more established escorts know their trade and would have picked up on your nervousness and put you at ease. Also any girl with plenty of reviews can converse well in English.

As for being asked for payment up front...what do you expect!!! This is a business arrangement and the lady has to know that your not going to cheat her after sitting around for 15 mintues only discover that you didn't bring the money! I pass the money over in an envelope the minute I've been shown into the room. And I always clarify how long I want to stay and ask her to check that i've handed over the right amount.

Same goes for time. If you pay for 30 minutes that's all you're getting. This isn't a charity. Time is money for the girls. If she doesn't tell you your time's up, you might forget yourself and stay forever. I keep time myself and to date have never had to be told my time is up.

Anyway. if you want to wear the trousers (and are a genuine poster) then take head of advice. There's a lot of good advice available on this forum.

What Morpheus said.

[benin]

we here prefer manners from all posters..even "new" ones

i forgot to say goodbye... you are the weakest link...lol

[Lucy Chambers]

And by "new on the scene" you actually mean in denial

Nectar fed virgins often pop on tour to tiny recession torn islands Ams. Get wid da programme

[benin]

tiny recession torn islands

which one?... i mean ireland is pretty bad aswell...lol

[monster_monster]

Why do you automatically assume I'm from Dublin?

I'm guessing you accuse me of being a troll because I prefer ladies with less milage on the clock?

This should be interesting, anyone else want to join me on the couch

[Mousey]

Whoa! Too fast a banning!

Chew your food before spitting it out, mods, for fucksake!!!!