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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    ummmmmmmmm let me think...oohhh yeah...

    pimmmmmmmmmmmp
    That hurts... It is obvious my efforts are not well received or wanted....

    I will desist henceforth and keep my activities to myself...


    (pssst Ben... I know its pimpin... but she is a right fla isnt she?....lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    (but she is a right fla isnt she?
    could you try to keep your posts in english you fat ugly bald pimp.


    (wow she looks stunning jimbop...your a good pimp)

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    could you try to keep your posts in english you fat ugly bald pimp.


    (wow she looks stunning jimbop...your a good pimp)
    I will try as I am not one for breaching the rules...

    (yeah I know... I think she is inta me big time too ben.. I stayed WAAAY over time, actually about 4 mins and 45 seconds over if ya must know. She even gave me a slap on the arse going out the door.... Big inta me.. I'd say...)
    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 19-05-11 at 17:19.

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    No wonder the orange site says this is a pimp haven.

    Yeh feckin PIMP yeh!!!!!





    (Thanks for the info, Jimbop!)

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    Speaking of pimping, I was bored the other day and pimped up my forum profile page, it looks quite spiffy now

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Speaking of pimping, I was bored the other day and pimped up my forum profile page, it looks quite spiffy now
    You attention whore, worse than a woman! I am not giving you the satisfaction of - ooooh, Mugatu!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    You attention whore, worse than a woman! I am not giving you the satisfaction of - ooooh, Mugatu!!!!!
    It shows my sensitive side, that I would make it all nice looking for the ladies











    Pimp your profile lessons now available for de ladies, we can work on payment in kind basis..
    Last edited by dave1dave; 19-05-11 at 17:41. Reason: I'm optimistic I'll even get a freebie out of it :)

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    anyone care to enlighten me whats the payback for this continuous pimping of escorts how much of a discount do ye get the next time ye visit the escort or is it a freebie?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    anyone care to enlighten me whats the payback for this continuous pimping of escorts how much of a discount do ye get the next time ye visit the escort or is it a freebie?..
    Quite good actaully ExP.... I usually get a 10% discount or 3 extra minutes in a half hour session or up to ten in a 1 hour. I also find the more you pimp them the more they fiddle with yer mickey, but thats just my personal experiences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Well I have been a busy boy in the past couple of weeks sussing out some new blood. BTW it is important that we all realise… I don’t do this for my own sexual gratification… Oh no… I do this for you the member, so as that you may benefit from my experiences, and may acquire some help on your own quest to find a Lasher *cough*.... Having had a few dodgy experiences lately (my taste only, not saying you wouldn’t like um), I needed that one punt to get back my faith in the EI Profile advertising system, and prove to myself that there are indeed new unheard of lassies out there worth shagging, that actually DO look like their profile. Things were going steadily down hill until…

    Wey hey…..Alexis..

    What a Lasher…. I’m talking a right fla here. Holy mother of sweet devine… the feckin bod on her… and she only a little shy thing….

    GET SHY ON THA…YA GOOD TING.

    What a lovely, perfect, flawless, goodlookin, silky skinned goddess. And what’s more she does everything you tell her…. That’s m’gal…lol. She just wouldn’t or was it couldn’t stop sticking her darting tongue into me gob.. (then ... that is understandable ...sez you....)

    Here look … I took a few photos for ye all…

    First shot I took is where she is asking me “Does my bum look big in this?...”



    (after I removed my knuckle from between my teeth..) Eh..nnnnno honey… your fine.. (thinks to self… “would my langer look big in that"…)

    Next shot taken is when I pulled down me Y-Fronts to reveal my rampant manhood…



    Then the last shot was taken when I was lying back in the bed in a bog of sweat, me chest heavin, me heart beatin… as she says, “Gee… that’s was fun, can we do it again?”



    Holy mother of god…

    She is staying in a fine apt in cork till Sunday week, She says I was adorable and she wants to meet me again… I believe her…

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/18997...sh-escort.html
    Thank You JC for this useful post :-)
    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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